These make the football jerseys seem logical
Via Deadspin: Ohio State, Florida, Syracuse, and Arizona will be sporting the "future" of college basketball uniforms during each team's respective conference tournament games. After viewing the picture below, I'm sure that you'll agree with me when you say "Future? These things better be a part of the past after this week!" These may be the only things that can compete with Oregon as far as uniform futility is concerned.
I'm sure you were distracted by all the spandex...or whatever they're calling that, but those shorts, they could house Vern Troyer's extended family, and still have room for kitchen appliances.