Cavs sign Scot Pollard
The Cleveland Cavaliers added yet another tall white guy who spends too much money on haircuts to their low post repertoire in Scot Pollard. Pollard will serve no purpose other than to take up space when Big Z needs a screw tightened on his walker. Rumor has it that he may occasionally get a rebound, however. Essentially, ladies and gentlemen, we have another Alan Henderson on our hands.
It's not as if this is bad. He does bring postseason experience with him, which never hurts. I just hope we didn't overpay for him, because we're going to be pretty tight on cash the next couple of seasons.
By the way, this marks the end of the Martynas Andriuskevicius era. In case you were wondering just who exactly that is, he was the pretzel stick in the suit on the sideline all season long.